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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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