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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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