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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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