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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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