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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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