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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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