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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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