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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺
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