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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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