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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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