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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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