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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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