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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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