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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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