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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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