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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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