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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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