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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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