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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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