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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮
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