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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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