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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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