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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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