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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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