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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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