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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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