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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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