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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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