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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁
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