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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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