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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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