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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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