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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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