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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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