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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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