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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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