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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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