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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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