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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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