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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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