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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁
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