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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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