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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯
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