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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊
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