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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛
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