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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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