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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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