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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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