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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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