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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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