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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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