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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃
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