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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯
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